A song inspired by last week's Harvest Feast in Iron Bog. If you don't know the tune, go ask a fogey:

Turnips
Armored turnips

What kind of feasts serve armored turnips?

High feasts
Royal feasts
Feasts for noble jocks

Low feasts
Common feasts
Even feasts they cook on rocks

Serve turnips
Armored turnips

The root they love to munch